The Airline Pirates
How ridiculous is this?
"Your airline miles have expired. To get them back, there are three options:"
1) Pay $100
2) Fly first class on our airline
3) Sign up for our credit card
I kid you not. This is NOT one of those spam emails. This was information from a live (shocking, I know) airline customer service representative.
Um, how about you give me back the mileage I had, which is a mere number that cannot, by definition, "expire."
Because #'s 1-3 is like being held up by a robber who then demands a ransom before returning my stuff. To think that people actually go out and use credit cards to accumulate these expiring miles...
Who makes up these rules?!